HoL! Ha!......DuDe

12 march 2009

               

I love dis festival..... specaily dere in no issue to wet other in blinking colour . u no need to ask any body....coz Holi hai.....Bura na mano holi hai.... special gurlzzz hahahahh

Day started wit colour ful faces all around me ..... my frnd were ready to make my too. dey all r looking like an old cars in junck yard hahahahah............ man seriously i tell u dat dere were looking horrible . a small child ll run away after seeing dem.... no clothes on upper part bare chest, if of dem hav no pants also....lokking like pple came frm slom areas.....but wat ever dey r my frnd n i love dem.

dude i want to tell u with in 20 min. i was also looking same like dem wat i describe above.....

v all palyed holi alot.... n guyzzz v also eat "bhang sweet" . it was superb, fabulus n more word to describe ...

after dat i done knw wats going all thing were in black n white......

few hourzz later i came in sense n notic dat i was in my room ..... i dnt even knw who putted me here n wen ? even my frnd dnt whom did dis ?

but truly i enjoyed alot.......thing i dnt like dat shops were not open today ...coz i was hungry....

UnIvErSiTy ViVA DaY

4 march 2009

Today, viva day .....starting of my day was a bit late but i manage it to get on time. its my habbit to get late alwayzzzz wheather it viva or exams. i dnt hav time to do break fast or i can say breakfast time was over.... 

i reached my college gate n saw a bunch of boyzz r standing n gossiping. i went near dem ohhh i amazed dey r my Frndsz. good to c dem.

ok let me introduce my frnd AMRIT, ABHISHEK, SATISH, SURRENDER, SHIKHAR, UDAY, RAJAT, DEEPANSHU, VIKAS N JAYSHRI...

After seeing me dey started a questioning me......its like 1000 of arrow are coming 2wards me...

abhi say's - abe kitna kar liya, hum ne to kuch nhi kiya ?

amrit say's - dekh gaurds r not allowing me to enter in college ?

uday - business statestic ho gaya kya ? n so on ...

i gave answer to all question. after few mintutes our class co-ordinator cames out n instruted gaurd to allow amrit to enter in college .

v all reached in our class n started revising topic . dere r lots of question who's answer was weird to my ears coz i never knw about dem b4. now i was nervose n praying god to help me. again i started watch all pages of my books to recall d answer n topics. guyzz let me tell u i hav not even seen any book properly for viva. 

after half n hour our viva started first turn 4 viva was of abhishek. he was nervos after his amirt v all r tensed but amrit was cool headed....."marega na mar lene de" was d word's 4m amrit. dere was two staff / lecturer who were taking viva. after amrit its deepanshu chance to go n after dat it was mine ...... coridoor killing silent appers n every thing was gone blanck ......invigelator called my name . i moved to dem dey were in so comfort dere asking stupid questions about course. dey plot a simple question 4 me ... 

lect. -  wat u hav done tell us ?

me -business ststistic

n den dey too shoot a bunch of arrow on me.....wat is center tendence, quartile, n index number n so on. i hav answered all of dem.den dey said wat else u hav done ?? 

fuck !! it was d moment i made a mistake a huge mistake word comes out 4m my mouth was business law. den dey started again but not wit arrows dey planed to launch missile on me. fuck  off!!

only answer cuming 4m me is No, I Dnt Knw.........

dey started asking dates of law wen dey were made....???

it was bull shit 4 men y do i know dem ..... my body started sweating.after few question dey send me out .

 ahhhh i got relaxed my turn was over. my frnds capture me asked wat happen n wat dey asked...???

i m happi coz my turn was over....ha ha ha nice viva hope i ll get good marks.

@ B!T AbOuT Meee...

My sweet name is PUNEET JAISWAL basiclly from TIMARNI a small town near to indore.I hav done my schooling from different schools all places taught me a new lesson. Now i m doning gradutation from Delhi. My dad is a Business man n my MoM is home maker. v r 2 bro including me n 4 sis's, i m younger among all..... most loveable n sweet bro,son n frnd so on according to my family n friend's. dis is my sweet family  long,sweet n g8. i love my family n literially i cant live without dem.

Little more about me hmmmm i m tall,dark,handsom[kabhi kabhi],cool type guyzz. i love to make frnd's n enjoy with dem. All my frnd are superb,awesome words r few to describe about dem. dey make me laugh, cry ,irritate n jealous but all apart dey all love me n i do too. My hobbies are playing Basketball, love to listen music n watch movies,love to play pool n bowling, orkuting, long drive n make people laugh  so on. I m little conservative, too caring n protecting according to sum frndz.i dnt knw y dey say might b i m!!!!

guyzzz i hav to stop coz tommorow is my viva .......

hope c u soon n share alot